imnotpretendinganymore:

Hey I Just Met You,

And This Is Crazy

But I Poop The Bed Sometimes.
Last Week I Shat In The Music Hallway At My School.
I Couldn’t Help It, I’m Soo Loose From Anal ;)

So Call Me Maybe.

And All the other boys, try to chase me..
But I’ve got the runs.

And Hershey Squirts